Greg (Josh Brolin): "What do you do for exercise?" Hobie (Will Ferrell): "Tiddlywinks. And an occasional anxiety attack".
Sy (Wallace Shawn): "Let's drink to good times. Comic or tragic, the most important thing to do is to enjoy life while you can, because we only go round once, and when it's over, it's over. And, perfect cardiogram or not, when you least expect it, it could end like that".